So, Fellow Buswonians i am sad to announce to you that my mother/ my personal natzi is insisting on perental supervision. Why? you may ask, well i shall tell you why, according to her there are rapists at highland park and i quote "there are lots of bushes alice" I have come up with three possible meaning to this statement
1. The rapists shall jump out from behind bushes and make funny faces at us
2. The rapists shall rape us in the bushes
3. my mother was intoxicated on....water
So, here are our options...
1. someone's parents come and supervise us from far away, close enough so that they can tell if we are being raped but far away enough so that they cannot tell that we are making jokes ABOUT rape
2. We do it at the public library playground (thats what she said!)
It was funny cas i told her that at least like 10 people were coming and she said that that did not matter...could this rapist enforce a group rape? Is that even possibe? Am i insane? Answer me in your blogs
DICTATORLITIOUSLY YOURS
ALice
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2 comments:
hmm...
i just say we stock up on our rape whistles! (for those saying "what the fuck is she talking about?", watch Arrested Devolopment.
uhhh
just so you know alice
it's nazi...not natzi
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